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"What do you call a thieving duck? A robber duck...."
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"Why does a Canadian with a stutter never run low on batteries? He always has plenty of double ""eh""s, triple ""eh""s..."
"Never look down on anyone. Unless you're a lion cub named Simba and you're being held over a crowd of animals by a weird monkey doctor."
"Every time a woman takes off something she looks better, but every time a man takes off something he looks worse."
"My GPS stopped working this morning and I'm going to the mall to get a new one I really hope someone with a TomTom left their car unlocked"
"I see your nerd joke and raise you mine A neutron walks into a bar, orders a drink and sits down. He says to the bartender ""How much?"". Bartender replies, ""For you no charge."""
"It's a SHOT in the dark, but you might find this funny. Why did the bros take a shot of alcohol together? Because if one bro takes a shot, the other takes a slug! #Bromanceforlife #Dietogether"
"Hate when I lay out too close to the shoreline and the other beach goers team up to try to push me back in the water."
"I hate people who say 'age is just a number'... Age is clearly a word."
"Who cooks in a lesbian relationship? No one, they both eat out."