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Joke of the Day

"I wanna stand next to a bum with my own sign that says ""my hair has no volume today & I can't find the microfiber cloth for my $160 Oakleys"""

"I walked into my sisters room and tripped on a bra... It was a booby trap! ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^Stolen ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^from ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^The ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^Last ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^Of ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^us"

"Ever wonder why Dallas Cowboy fans are so rich? Because they never have to pay for super bowl tickets!"

"No wonder 1% is so bad I got my raise, not even 1%, my bank don't even give close to 1%. But my taxes ---- **30%**."

"Leading causes of cancer: 1. Smoking 2. Aging 3. Radiation 4. Diet 5. WebMD"

"How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None, cops aren't afraid of the dark."

"Have you seem the movie ""constipation""? Of course not, it hasn't come out yet! -Repost from r/funny-"

"I met a guy who said he was a test tube baby. I said, groovy, daddy-o."

"Why was the lizard's wife unsatisfied? Her hubby had a reptile dysfunction."

"Let's hear some Confucius Jokes I'll start Confucius says woman that keeps soap on top shelf will jump for joy."