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Joke of the Day
"What does a South Korean call their lover? Their Seoul Mate."
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"There are 10 types of people ... Those who understand binary and those who dont !"
"Before you buy that nice jacket online, ask yourself: ""Am I willing to delete one extra email every day for the rest of my life?"""
"Which profession has the worst sense of humour? Well, chiropodists like *corny* jokes. But opticians like them *cornea*."
"You guys! I'm so excited, I just hooked up with my crush from middle school. ...but now she keeps calling me expecting me to show up at her graduation."
"I'm like the weatherman and all this snow lately... ...always telling them it's going to be 12 inches but really only giving them 2."
"What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An unoriginal joke"
"Q: Why did the New Yorker sleep under an oil tank? A: He wanted to wake up oily."
"I heard she accidentally spilled her chocolate milkshake on her white poodle- -knick knack paddy whack give the dog a... bath!!!"
"My sausage-addicted friend died in a car crash. Apparently, he took a turn for the wurst."