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Joke of the Day

"I hate people who don't know the difference between ""you're"" and ""your"". There so stupid."

"Dad joke **Dad:** Whaddya got there son? **Son:** Soy milk. **Dad:** Hola milk, soy tu padre"

"Three old deaf men on a train in London Deaf man number one says 'IS THIS WEMBLEY?' The second man replies 'NO IT'S THURSDAY.' and the third man replies 'ME TO. LETS GET OFF AND HAVE A PINT'"

"I used to like Mitch Hedberg I still do but I used to too. RIP Mitch, we miss you."

"And on another note... Why was the guitar teacher arrested? For fingering a minor."

"Why did the concrete fail at its job? It couldn't take the shear stress"

"Keep a baby with you at all times in case you need to throw it at someone who tries to arrest you."

"I'm a bit of a self deprecating comedian, I must admit, I'm not very good."

"Use fire extinguisher in case a Politician catches fire Use it to batter him to death."

"They won't be able to serve bottled beer this year at the baseball stadium. They lost the opener."