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Joke of the Day
"These coffee flavored rice cakes are delicious, but chewy. [eats another coaster]"
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"The difference between a wife and a mistress? The mistress says ""Oh, darling - that was *wonderful*!"", and the wife says ""Beige. I think we'll paint the ceiling beige..."""
"What do you call a large gay man who wears dentures? A gummy bear"
"A naked man brushed his teeth next to me as I washed my hands. This is why I don't go to the gym often."
"Nothing says you married into the wrong damn family like your mother in-law crashing your honeymoon."
"What's the difference between me and my couch? My couch pulls out"
"If wine is considered the blood of Jesus, I don't blame those romans for killing him. That shit is delicious"
"The difference between cars and whales is that whales can swim and cars can't."
"Whats the difference between a dirts bus stop and a crab with big boobs? One is a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean."
"If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?"