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Joke of the Day

"If you've never seen Bear Grylls before... Urine for a treat"

"I sleep with my grandad's WWII bayonet under my pillow. You never know when someone might break in and start filming Antiques Road Show."

"Shakespeare was a good sport... He ended all his sonnets with gg."

"if i was a character in a horror movie i would try to finish whatever i'm eating before i die"

"Chemistry Joke (maybe) Bro catches his bro red handed... Bro mine :D"

"Did you hear about the Supreme Court ruling that you can marry a sandwich? Yeah, the BLT community are very excited!"

"A vintage coin only sells for .02 cents at an auction Needless to say, he felt under appreciated."

"So we're on for next Friday? Perfect. I'll call you Thursday to reschedule."

"I haven't been laid in so long that the Pope is laughing at me."

"I was laughing at these nerds for wearing their backpack over two shoulders instead of one, and they got so mad they jumped out of the plane"