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Joke of the Day
"Why is everyone complaining about Mayweather? We're only 4 days in and I think it's been just fine"
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"How do black people get tans at the beach? They lay down on their backs and put their legs and arms toward the sky."
"TUMBLR What shoes does a tumblr girl wear? *Ughs*"
"I'm not saying four kids is too many, I'm just saying it would be kind of cool if I could melt them all down to form one kid, that's all."
"What do you call a Jamaican that wears glasses? Rasta-four-eyes!"
"A news reporter was interviewing a man... who was a witness to a public masturbation incident. When asked why he did nothing to stop the perpetrator the man replied, ""Well, he had it coming."""
"What do little pigs want to be when they grow up? Garbage collectors."
"I went through three magazines on a train yesterday. I'd killed a dozen people by the time they wrestled the gun off me."
"What do Elsa and a necrophiliac have in common? The cold never bothered them anyway......"
"What do you call an Ewok who just ate pancakes? A sticky Wicket."