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Joke of the Day

"I'm an adult. I don't cry over spilt milk unless it has coffee in it."

"How many qataris does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just make the nepalese do it."

"My wife said yesterday... That I don't listen to her..I said: OK, sounds good"

"A blonde has a BS in Science... Bullshit, isn't it?"

"In a serious water shortage /r/showerthoughts should be shut down."

"I bet no one's had as many concussions as the guy who invented nunchucks."

"I eat the free samples at Costco for lunch every day. I'm adding 'enjoys eating out' to my dating profile."

"What is a proletariat cannibal's favorite food? A double cheese bourger."

"My girlfriend got mahogany breast implants yesterday. I think this joke would be more funny with a punchline. wooden tit?"

"What does God have in common with Black Fathers?"