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Joke of the Day

"I'm an adult. I don't cry over spilt milk unless it has coffee in it."

"A rose by any other name would smell as sweet. That rose's name? Albert Einstein."

"My neighbor said the next time he comes over he's bringing the whole family, so I told him I couldn't wait and then I burned my house down."

"To take revenge, I'LL EAT CHINESE."

"Why do elephants paint their testicles red? To hide in cherry trees. Ever seen one? No? It works. What's the loudest sound in the forest? Giraffes eating cherries."

"What do you call five black man having sex? A threesome."

"The worst part about being bitten by a venomous spider... ...Is that you're probably Australian"

"When the inventor of the USB stick dies they'll gently lower the coffin, then pull it back up, turn it the other way, then lower it again."

"Is Pepsi ok? *I pull out my phone and send a text* *2 hours pass* *an out of breath Dikembe Mutumbo runs in wagging his finger* No it is not"

"I'm not very good with DIY. A pile of books fell on my head... I only have my shelf to blame :-("