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Joke of the Day

"Is Pepsi ok? *I pull out my phone and send a text* *2 hours pass* *an out of breath Dikembe Mutumbo runs in wagging his finger* No it is not"

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"Why wasn't Boy George any good at English? because he always put 5 commas before chameleon."
"Why couldn't they show the orchestra concert on TV? There was too much sax and violins."
"Why so many conservative white Americans voted Obama? Old whites on their deathbeds saw ""the light"" people so often experience when they approach death, and accidentally voted for it."
"What's the most privileged fish? A Great White shark."
"My sister didnt think I could make a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen the look on her face as I drove pastah'"
"How do you make a candle really happy...? Blow it out, it'll be delighted"
"I heard you can eat animals only if you're tall and handsome. This is a pussy joke."
"Why was 5 afraid of 7? [Because 6, 7 8.](http://www.reocities.com/Area51/Meteor/9836/yoda/yodafunface2.jpg)"
"NSFW how much sperm does a gay guy have? A butt load"