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Joke of the Day

"Is Pepsi ok? *I pull out my phone and send a text* *2 hours pass* *an out of breath Dikembe Mutumbo runs in wagging his finger* No it is not"

"Ever read Helen Keller's book? No? Neither did she."

"""Eat the booty like groceries"" -Albert Einstein"

"Gay jokes are not funny Cum on guys...."

"Me: They were out of tampons, so I got you a box of bandaids instead. Her:"

"What's the difference.... What's the difference between eating pussy and driving in the fog? At least when you're eating pussy, you can see the asshole in front of you."

"a crazy spanish train commits a murder because some guy slept with his train-wife that's a loco motive, ese"

"My handicapped girlfriend claimed she could arouse me at any moment but it's hard when she can't move an inch"

"A man, his son, and their dog walk into a bar. ""Ouch!"" ""Ouch!"" ""Woof!"""

"What's the difference between acetone and Hitler? One is used to remove the polish, and the other is used to remove the Polish."