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Joke of the Day

"Why is it that New Jersey got all the toxic waste dumps and California got all the lawyers? New Jersey had first choice."

"What do call an Asian person who sucks at jokes ? Obvious-lee"

"Two guys walk into a bar.. You'd think that second one would have ducked."

"Gifts for the family Nephew- iPod Son- iPhone Father- iPad Mother-iRon"

"Wheres the best place to hide a body? Page 2 of google search results"

"Read aloud and quickly: ""One smart feller, he felt smart"" Freudian slip?"

"Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs."

"What would Inception: The Porno be called? Contraception."

"When the doctor prescribed the millennium a medical dog he was surprised the patient asked ""how do i smoke it"""

"advertising slogans are the official language of the united states of america"