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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an infinite series with a finite result that has never had sex? Convirgin."
Next Joke
"this is ironic apparently Joan of arc loved a good barbecue."
"Did you hear about the cow who gambled on an airplane? The steaks couldn't have been higher."
"Did you hear about the corduroy pillow? It's making headlines."
"What do you call gay Dracula? Cock Dracula, because blood isn't the only thing he's sucking ;)"
"Women Odors A man walks up to a woman and says ""Excuse me, can I smell your pussy?"" She says ""no"" He says ""Oh, then it must be your socks"""
"""I woke up like this"" [looks terrible]"
"Two crows fall in love, move in together, start a family. The perfect murder."
"Why do black guys always have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream."
"Mrs Claus hospitalised with severe cramps. Heavy Christmas period to blame."