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Joke of the Day
"How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? Zero."
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"I bet women love the first dimension... It's allllllllllllllll length."
"She's so fat, she fell down and rocked herself to sleep trying to get up!"
"Chuck Norris can't play LIFE. his is too complicated"
"Me: So, you come here often? Him: .....we're in my house."
"Where's the ""It's Complicated"" box to check off on this tax form?"
"I was stranded in the swamp for days with no food I had no choice but to hunt down large white birds and eat them. Through the whole ordeal, I found myself filled with egret."
"I'm so fat... ...my favorite super hero is the supermarket."
"My first subtweet was in the 3rd grade when I added extra glitter to Nathan's Valentine."
"Why did North Korea tell South Korea not to crow about the recent agreement? Because they'd rather see them raven. Obligatory apology: saw a headline and couldn't resist."