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Joke of the Day
"I'm so fat... ...my favorite super hero is the supermarket."
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"So a blind man walks into a bar. At least he thinks so."
"One day you're the best thing since sliced bread. The next, you're toast."
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"A Donkey fell into a bowl of sugar. Now that's a sweet ass!"
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