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Joke of the Day
"Where do Russians get their milk from? From moscow"
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"I wanted to tell you a joke about egoists... but I'll keep that one for myself."
"Why did vatican invite Bernie not Hillary? They couldn't afford it."
"Why do some people call it a ""tuna-fish"" sandwich? It's not like anyone calls it a ""chicken-bird"" sandwich."
"A guy buys some condoms... A guy is buying a box of condoms at the store. After paying the clerk, the clerk asks him ""Do you want a paper bag with that?"" He replies, ""Nah, she's not that ugly."""
"is it me or do old people always end their texts with extra periods? ""good seeing u today. missed u....."""
"Starting a Mexican boy band named Juan Direction."
"7yo: I'M REALLY MAD AT YOU MOMMA SO I'M GOING TO BED EARLY Me: OH NO. NOT THAT. ANYTHING BUT THAT"
"how do you get a cat to say like a chicken freeze it and bang it against the table and it says: gog gog gog"
"ELMO WANT BIG HUG!!! ELMO WANT KIDS TO KNOW THAT JET FUEL COULDN'T POSSIBLY MELT STRUCTURAL STEEL"