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Joke of the Day

"I'm on a roll tonight! Whoops! Never mind, it was just a muffin."

"Why did god make homosexuality a sin? Because His boyfriend thought that would make it hotter."

"Have you heard the latest trend... Have you heard the latest trend that's blowin' up the Internet? It's cyber-terrorism."

"I don't feel bad ignoring the baby when she cries. If she really needs something, she should text me."

"Missed Connection: You were attractive. I awkwardly overreacted to your presence."

"What do you call an angry white elephant that likes crushing donkeys and darker elephants? Donald Trunk."

"What is reddit's favourite country M'laysia (sorry, my friends and I are drunk and we think it's funny)"

"What's the difference between UFOs and an honest politician? It is possible that UFOs exist."

"The head Counselor gathered all the campers together. To get their attention the Counselor called out 'Order! Order!' In a flash someone shouted out 'Hamburger coke and fries!'"

"How did the redneck find the goat in the tall grass? Satisfying."