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Joke of the Day

"I'm on a roll tonight! Whoops! Never mind, it was just a muffin."

"Thought of this one at breakfast today Q: What's the worst kind of jam? A: A traffic jam!"

"The Australian border patrol is so good... they even stop the good internet from reaching Australia."

"The shortest sentence in the English language is ""go."" What is the longest? Life without parole"

"Why does Willem Dafoe play a villain in a lot of movies? Duh. Cause he's da foe."

"Why did the French fry call the police? Because it was a(salt)ted."

"How many Redditors does it take to change a lightbulb? No one knows. But everyone's got an opinion."

"What does a wolf cough up after eating a rabbit? A hare ball"

"I love that all the Catholics are easy to single out today. Can't believe no one's tried publically marking people by religion before."

"guaranteed Smile... possible Snigger if carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be fucked up"