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Joke of the Day
"How did the redneck find the goat in the tall grass? Satisfying."
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"Pedophiles are every boy's role model when it comes to dating Because they know how to pick up little girls"
"""The total cost would be 3000,"" said the funeral director. ""And that includes digging the grave."" ""Is that the whole thing?"" I asked. He replied, ""Yes, that's the hole thing."""
"What's the same with 9/11 and Goliath and the giant? They were both caused by a message from god."
"No musician has vision impairments All of them should know how to C#"
"4-year-old: *puts on ballerina dress* *puts on ballerina shoes* *puts on ballerina tiara* Me: Who are you supposed to be? 4: A ninja."
"Two electrons walk into a bar and... The Big Bang Theory is the worst. I would sooner stab my eyeballs with a pen than watch it"
"Christmas these days is a lot like having sex the build up is great but when it finally comes, I regret spending all that money."
"Every time student loan rates double, the price of solo cups should get cut in half."
"Bad news, I won the McArthur idiot grant, now I owe them a millions dollars"