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Joke of the Day
"Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over? Lego man: Is it because I'm block?"
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"I hate adjectives Because they're terrible! \_()_/ "
"People who type ""First!"" in comment boxes will also be first in line to hell."
"Doctor: Sir, I have two bad news for you The first is that you have 48 hours before you die -And the second one? :'( I should have told you yesterday"
"[NSFW] If you masturbate with a rowing stick... Will you have an orgasm?"
"My cat complains when I drive him to the vet, but we always end up stopping behind Red Lobster ""just for a second"" whenever he drives."
"Why is Rengar so OP? Because E: Bola Strike."
"What's it called when an Arabic author releases their latest novel after dinner? Post-Hummus"
"Just passed a guy wearing a ""#1 Dad"" T-shirt. On my way home now to ask my kids what the fuck."
"My math professor had to go into rehab yesterday. He had sum problems."