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Joke of the Day

"What did Nazis do to kids with ADHD/ADD? They sent them to concentration camps."

"A police officer pulls over a speeding car.. The cop said to the driver, ""Ha! I've been waiting for someone like you all day!"". The driver replied, ""Well, I got here as fast as I could!"""

"My 4-year-old sang in church for the first time. So what if it was the wrong song? There's never a bad time for ""We Will Rock You."""

"I was going to make some fat jokes... But i don't think they fit the situation."

"Why did the poor man become a baker? He really kneaded the dough alot"

"What is the body temperature of a Tauntaun? (Star Wars) Luke-warm."

"What did the Asian janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? ""Supplies!"""

"Whats the difference between a Priest and Acne? Acne will wait until you're a teenager to come on your face"

"What kind of birds go to church every Sunday? Birds of Pray"

"What do you call a dog subbing for a music teacher? A subwoofer."