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Joke of the Day

"I signed up for some Meteorology courses. MET 104 Standing in Deep Water MET 105 Standing in Heavy Rain MET 106 Acting Amazed"

"No matter how you behave with people around you. They will love you according to their NEED and MOOD"

"An electron and a positron went into a bar and got totally annihilated."

"We should have a horse for president. All in favor say 'neigh'."

"My sex life is like a Pontiac. I usually find it on the side of the road."

"What's the most common question in a Gay Bar? Can i push in your stool?"

"what do you call a whale that mates constantly? your girlfreind"

"How to you make a Hormone? You kick her in the groin."

"You must be an angel, because your texture mapping is so divine!"

"People that cut others off while talking should go to jail. But only serve half their sentence."