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"What does a british man say when he's about to climax? I'm arriving"
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"I wish there was a reality show where people learned grammar."
"How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his whole family"
"Every girl loves when a boy whispers those three special words in her ear. ""Let's go fishin'."" Merica."
"I'm as conflicted as a strip club addict with a glitter allergy."
"Jury awards $22 million to man locked in closet by East Cleveland police for four days with no food or toilet. R Kelly is going to sue the East Cleveland police for copyright infringement."
"Why does Donald Trump take xanax? For hispanic attacks"
"I threw my girlfriend a surprise bukkake party. You should have seen her face."
"Joe is getting ready his Batman impression... So he decides to show his friend Bob. ""Hey Bob, wanna see a Batman impression?"" ""Okay."" ""NOT THE KRYPTONITE!"" ""That's Superman."" ""Thanks Bob!"""
"How much did the pirate charge for corn? He sold them for a buccaneer."