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Joke of the Day
"Why does Donald Trump take xanax? For hispanic attacks"
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"What's the top song by the Vietnamese Beatles? Rice Fields Forever."
"What is a cow's favorite Bob Seger song? Night moooves. Sorry..."
"One of the rudest things you can do is make eye contact with someone eating McDonald's in their car."
"""Harry Potter"" is pretty much ""Sex And The City"" for people who will never have sex, in any city."
"have a nail gun and some boards laying around? show him you love him by adding some attractive wood paneling to his car"
"Ancient guys used to invent good stuff because they never had to untangle their headphones seventy three times every day."
"Facebook buys Instagram for one billion?!? Idiots!! They could have downloaded it from the app store for .99 cents.."
"It's only Wednesday and I'm already 94% done with this week."
"[talking with counselor] I don't ""know"" what ""she"" means that I ""use"" excessive air quotes"