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Joke of the Day

"Friday the 13th today Do not visit summer camp."

"Reddit's front page has more intellectual news stories than my local TV stations I don't understand it because I'm only 3 years old."

"[JAIL VISITATION] WIFE: I got u a cake ME: U know I don't like sugar W: U need a BREAK, OUT of ur diet M: It's not a diet, it's a lifestyle"

"My nutritionist told me to only eat foods if I could pronounce their ingredients I gained a lot of weight after taking organic chemistry."

"What happens on 420 in Saudi Arabia A lot of people get stoned"

"What happened to the gay dude whose lover kicked him out his house? He is Homoless"

"Kids say the darnest things, Said Bill Cosby."

"When I was in college, I had sex roughly 5 times a week... but I had sex gently a lot more."

"How can you make a moth ball ? Hit it with a fly swatter."

"Friday night is Fred Flintstone sliding down the dinosaur's back."