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Joke of the Day

"The Chinese language actually evolved from the English language... it all started off when one person whispered something to the next person, then he whispered it to someone else, and so on..."

"""Hey, I finally watched that movie you've been wanting me to see..."" ""Oh, so you finally saw Back to the Future?"" ""Sure did!"" ""It's about time!"""

"you gotta hand to short people. Because they can't reach it."

"Whats a printer's favorite sandwich? A paper jam sandwhich"

"The owner of the local pet store let me take a test fish home to see if I'd like one as a pet... ...It was a beta"

"Why did the boy jump up and down on the letter? He heard that you have to stamp letters or the post office won't send them."

"Anybody who says they could never conceive of killing another human being just needs to meet more people."

"God made Heaven and Earth The rest made in China"

"Pretty disappointed to find out HGTV doesn't stand for Hugh Grant TV"

"What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scotsman? Mick Jagger screams ""Hey, you! Get off of my cloud!"" A Scotsman screams ""Hey, McCloud! Get off of my ewe!"""