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Joke of the Day
"If Trump and Clinton were stranded on a desert island, who would survive? America."
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"If Jesus appears to you... Ask him to bevel-cut a jack rafter onto a door header. If he doesn't know what you mean, that's an imposter Jesus."
"TIL Chicago is the #1 supporter of Latin women. They always yell: Go Chica! Go!"
"*At Railway station Me : Can I get a return ticket please? Station attendant : Where to? Me : Here."
"All these star wars spoilers are alderaan reasons to start a war"
"Just read ""The Three Musketeers,"" and it's true, the book is always better than the candy"
"Why don't women blink during foreplay? They don't have time."
"Blood oranges at the farmer's market. What am I, The Lord of War? Peddle your conflict fruit someplace else."
"Who always wins at musical chairs? Rosa Parks"
"Why does keeping tropical fish in your home have a calming effect on the brain? Because of the indoor fins."