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Joke of the Day

"If Mature woman who likes young men is a Cougar. What is a Mature man who likes young women? An Inmate"

"What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? The wheelchair"

"It's amazing, when a dog licks its own arse it's perfectly normal. But when I do it... I get arrested for bestiality."

"Why do black people put their trash out in clear plastic bags? So that the Puerto Ricans can window-shop."

"How does the basis of all TIFU's start.... by doing what you see on reddit."

"My mother and father separated last year and my father recently started seeing someone and it's been very hard for me. There are two major issues I have with his new partner. He's black."

"had anyone heard of the new patriot themed beer. I heard it wasn't that good, it was A little flat."

"I tried driving today without texting, eating or getting high but it was so boring I fell asleep at the wheel. Thanks, Oprah."

"Vanish- The World's Number 1 Stain Remover' Is there a number 2 stain remover? My boxer shorts are absolutely fucked."

"How did Spartacus feel about going down on his wife? He was gladiator"