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Joke of the Day

"Operators are standing by. Untold numbers of them. In shadows. The forest grows dark with operators."

"Three Muslims walk into a bar... They get shot, because Islam forbids the consumption of alcohol."

"I learned a lot of Mandarin in just one semester! Though I could have sworn the syllabus said ""Calculus 2""."

"What would you call The Flinstones if they were black? Niggers"

"Knock knock Whos there? Meg Whites most complex drum beat."

"So I was talking to the devil, and I asked him about his job... He told me ""It's soul crushing and I love it."""

"What did Marvin Gaye's dad say to him on his birthday? Son, if this is another tie, I'm gonna kill you."

"I cut my finger chopping cheese... I think that I may have grater problems."

"What Supreme Court decision applies to fishermen bringing a small boat to shore? Row v. Wade"

"*practices like 1000 times in the mirror* [at Starbucks] ""One grander none-fatty flaparinno"" barista: ... ""I'll try again tomorrow"""