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Joke of the Day

"I learned a lot of Mandarin in just one semester! Though I could have sworn the syllabus said ""Calculus 2""."

"Every letter likes Jews... but not-Z"

"While filling out a survey, I came across the gender option: Canadian... I guess you could say I'm Eh-Sexual."

"Why do the proms stop after high school? Just because I'm an adult now doesn't mean I don't still need to grind on people to Lil' Jon songs."

"Noun: Son of a b***h!"

"Why do woman have legs? So their feet don't smell like pussy."

"What's the most popular sport in Mexico? Cross-country."

"My daughter ruined her Halloween costume. Gonna wrap her in aluminum foil and send her out as a leftover."

"If you're American when you go into the bathroom and American when you come out, what are you *IN* the bathroom? European."

"I shouldn't have said that. - Me. Whenever I talk."