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Joke of the Day
"Dude you're like my fridge... Super cool. (Best used when a friend is bragging about themselves)"
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"What type of store doesn't move? A stationary store."
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"Steve Irwin should have wore sunblock... ... to prevent against harmful rays."
"I don't think I should get a brain transplant... But in the end I changed my mind."
"I just went on a date with a woman that had 12 nipples.. Sounds funny, dozen tit?"
"The only B word you should be using to describe her is ""Beautiful."" Because bitches love being called ""beautiful."""
"My old dog What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs? Nothing. He wont come when you call."
"What do you call an Indian man who fought for years for peace that then transitioned into a woman? Mahatma Gone-D"
"Men have a basic understanding of complex ideas. Women have a complex understanding of basic ideas."