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Joke of the Day

"A small village soup chef tried to make a bit of extra money on the side, selling boullion cubes laced with marijuana... It was the laughing stock of the whole town."

"I exercise religiously I go to the gym for an hour on Sunday morning and then don't think about it again for the rest of the week."

"[OC] Are vegetarians allowed to have pudding? If so how can they have pudding if they don't eat their meat?"

"Yo mama has so many chins it looks like she's wearing a fat necklace !!"

"A giraffe walks into a bar He says ""High balls on me!"""

"There's a new type of broom out, it's sweeping the nation."

"The best way to get over someone is probably with your car"

"I told a blonde joke She didn't get it."

"Facebook is developing a phone. And MySpace is working on a telegram"

"They only arrested Justin Bieber cause he's black."