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Joke of the Day

"Age 20: Gotta get ripped for Spring Break! Age 25: Exercise reduces stress! Age 35: My doctor says I'll die immediately if I don't do this"

"ZERSETZUNG funny because America is not east germany? not even mad. grateful for unexpected opportunity to defend constitution."

"What do a pedophile and a Pokemon master have in common? They both have a collection of CP"

"Two guys walk into a bar You think the second one would be smart enough to duck"

"I saw a guy jogging naked outside of my house I asked him why you doing this he said because you came home early"

"I got stuck in a tornado once It sucked"

"Molestation Such a touchy subject"

"How many Nazis does it take to deny the holocaust? Nein nein nein!!!"

"Two guys walk in to a Bar First Guy orders an H2O. The Other Guy orders H2O too. The Other Guy dies."

"My idiot son turned 21 today... ...he says the last ten years were way better than the first nine."