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Joke of the Day
"What's Santa's favourite Chinese dish Beef Ho Fun"
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"I'm in a band called Arrogant Rat We're like Modest Mouse but way better"
"Do you want to hear the story about the broken pencil? No? Oh well. There's no point to it, anyway."
"Her: ""Your funny"" Me: "".... Uh ya... this isn't gonna work"""
"I just emptied a caprisun into a glass and added vodka so that's where i'm at in life."
"Atlantis sank to the bottom of the sea because some idiot started calling it ""Hotlantis""."
"*Sets cellphone ringtone to sound like office fire alarm *calls cell phone *waits"
"My girlfriend found a spot between her boobs this morning, the doctor eased her worries telling her it was just her belly button."
"""You're Fired!"" Said President Trump to all of our nuclear rockets"
"You gotta hand it to blind prostitutes Literally"