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Joke of the Day

"Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses the best ingredients, you cruel bastards."

"Harry Potter was on last night, i decided to click on the subtitles so i could watch the movie and read the book at the same time"

"So a baby seal walks into a club. The end."

"There seems to be a direct correlation between how many rosaries you have hanging on your rearview and how shitty a driver you are."

"What's the most racist math discipline? Statistics."

"Hey people who say ""look at our new baby"", thanks for clarifying that because my initial reaction was to ask where you got the used baby"

"What's the difference between an apple and a baby? People didn't freak out for no reason when I started eating an apple in public."

"What do you call a castrated unicorn? A eunuchorn."

"For the last time big girls, a smaller dress size doesn't make you look smaller. Actually, it does the opposite."

"Did you hear about the gay magician? He disappeared with a poof."