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Joke of the Day
"I posed nude for an artist once. *selfie stick"
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"Why did the semen cross the road? I put the wrong socks on this morning..."
"Is a lightsaber's blade hot or cold? Neither. Its warm. *picks up lightsaber *warm warm warm*"
"How do you tell the difference between a chemistry professor and a politician ? Just ask them to read this word: unionized."
"How many Canadians does it take to change a light bulb? None, they don't change light bulbs, they accept them the way they are."
"What has two legs and looks like a spider? A spider. (They have two legs and an additional six legs also)"
"I just paid $25 for a hot 20 year old chick to rub her boobs all over me I love having my hair cut."
"Jesus loves me. This I know. For my neighbor told me so. Jesus is a Puerto Rican that lives two doors down. I'm flattered...but straight."
"What did the male robot say to the female robot? 1100011010000010001000100101011101111100001011101001101000110011010110100000000110001001101011000001"
"SOUND GUY: [taps microphone] this is a test, testing, testing...1, 2, 3.. MICROPHONE: [sweatig profusley] OH GOD, UH. FOUR?!! FOUR, IS IT FOUR"