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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a mongoloid fuck and a fuck? Genghis kahn"
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"Psychologists who have examined Oscar Pistorius say that he is at risk of suicide. Especially if he confuses himself with a burglar."
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"You Can Tune a Piano but You Can't Tuna Fish"
"*helps wife get toddler in his high chair* wife: That's a new shirt, let's put a bib on you me [wearing a bib] This is ridiculous"
"How do you call a man with a rabbit up his bum? A bad magician"
"I sexually identify as an invisible dad. I'm trans-parent."
"What's the difference between Harry Potter and the jews? Harry survived the chamber."
"What do JFK, John Lennon and Donald Trump have in common? Nothing. But a man can dream."