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Joke of the Day
"My wife and I have lost over 150lbs combined!!! And my wife has lost 200!"
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"What do you call a Chinese rapist? Peking Dick"
"The scientist a scientist went to a remote island with a dog in order to teach his speaking. Three years later, the scientist returns, and is asked about his experiment; he replied ""woof, woof, woof"""
"Starting now, every hour, on the hour, walk up to a stranger and slip the tongue in. Because it's midnight somewhere. HAPPY NEW YEAR!"
"Why don't Buddhists vacuum in the corners of the monastery? Because they have no attachments."
"[wife in labor] *i press play on cassette {Ice Cube - You Can Do It} Wife:WHAT THE HELL Me: sorry hun *ff to {SaltNPeppa - Push It}"
"I just ate 2 lbs. of Greek yogurt in one sitting And people say I'm not cultured..."
"To the woman that told her husband to ""bite my ballsack"" at the store today,I golf clapped because you won life."
"On a first date: Her - So what do you do? Me - I am currently working on eliminating all cancers. Her - Wow, that's impressive! Me - Then I'll move onto Capricons."
"Here's a good one my dad told me.. A sober Irishman walks out of a bar.."