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Joke of the Day
"My wife and I have lost over 150lbs combined!!! And my wife has lost 200!"
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"I have sychic powers. For example, right now you're thinking, ""it's psychic."""
"Everyone had that one lesbian gym teacher growing up."
"*pokes sex life with a stick"
"Why is Yahtzee better than the Bahamas? Because it's more than a paradise."
"I saw a police helicopter last night... ""Hey look, a flying pig""."
"Have you ever taken a road trip to the Seagate factory? It's a hard drive."
"Why did Hitler really commit suicide? He got his gas bill."
"How are men like noodles? They are always in hot water they lack taste and they need dough."
"What did Adam say to Eve? Stand back! I don't know how big this thing gets."