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Joke of the Day

"Why don't Buddhists vacuum in the corners of the monastery? Because they have no attachments."

"Adam says to Eve... ""I wear the plants in this relationship!"""

"My 6yo daughter's teacher just gave me a ""Most Improved Ponytail"" award."

"CATCHING A SQUIRREL Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Climb up a tree and act like a nut."

"According to the stores .I should be in a Halloween costume, sitting under a Christmas tree eating turkey . I'm so confused."

"TIL that 3.14% of sailors are pi-rates."

"Best thing about living in NY is you can order anything, anytime, and 30 minutes later it shows up. You see here? This here is an orangutan."

"What do you call Batman who skips church? Christian Bail"

"If a mother and her son conceived a child, what would the child call his/her mother? ""Herrburgggerrrpffffppphfffffdudududeck"""

"A local grocery bagger has been bagging cola on top of bread. Many were concerned that their bread would be flattened. His response to their concerns was ""It's fine. They're soft drinks"""