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Joke of the Day
"How can you tell someone is an engineer? They'll tell you! (Source: am an engineer)"
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"I've found a great 24-hour Indian restaurant It's my favorite nonstop naan-stop"
"Going to a restaurant alone makes me feel like a dinosaur in Jurassic Park Everyone is just there to watch me eat."
"[job interview] ""We feel that you just aren't quite mature enough for the position."" It's the Velcro shoes, isn't it. ""...yes."""
"Knock Knock Who's there ? Curly ! Curly who ? Curly Q !"
"I bought a friend an elephant for his room. He said, ""Thanks!"" and I said, ""Don't mention it"""
"Sir you haven't touched your custard. I'm just waiting for the fly to stop using it as a trampoline !"
"What is the same about Subway and Jarred They both put 30 year old meat between 12 year old buns"
"My buddy went to a foreign country to get his sex change operation. Now he's a dude who's abroad."
"What did the pony say when he had a sore throat? Pardon me, I'm just a little hoarse."