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Joke of the Day
"How can you tell someone is an engineer? They'll tell you! (Source: am an engineer)"
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"What did the baker say to the dough before he put it in the oven? ""You are no longer kneaded."""
"I'm running away to join the internet."
"My Favourite Sweets by Annie Seedball"
"This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club ..but I'd never met herbivore."
"Turns out I can hold my breath with a pillow over my face way longer than an old person. Innocent mistake.."
"Treat her like a lady and she'll show you her inner slut."
"Did you hear about the constipated accountant? He just couldn't budget."
"[In honor of Leonard Nimoy] How many ears does Spock have? Three. A left ear, a right ear, and a final frontier."
"If the Terminator was female the line would have been, ""I might be back, I haven't decided yet."""