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Joke of the Day
"A Chinese kid was born before the due date..So his parents named him ""Sudden Lee!"""
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"Best way to get picked up at a gym is fall off a machine."
"Taylor Swift tweeted a picture of her cat watching the Olympics and just as I suspected, Taylor's bedroom looks like a giant doily."
"What does Melania see in Donald Trump? 10 billion dollars and high Cholesterol"
"""Hey girl wanna go out Saturday night?"" No thanks I have a previous engagement ""I'm cool with that, hell I've been married like 6 times"""
"Charm me with your beauty and intelligence or just wait till I'm really drunk."
"I went to therapy because of all the years I've been putting Chef Boyardee inside of me... I finally admitted how much he's been sodium-izing me."
"What do you call a bulimic magician? Hurlin' Merlin"
"the most efective way to clean ur room, start a creative project, run errands, cook, brush ur teeth and take a shower is to study for a exam"
"I would love to know what it's like to be handsome for one day... ... because everyday is just too much."