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Joke of the Day

"*Kanye West's dating show* 10 women stand in front of me and I only have 9 roses. BUT WAIT... They're all for me *Kanye wins dating show*"

"The bartender asks, ""what can I get you?"" A neutrino walks into a bar. (See it arrived before it set off... myeh)"

"Whoever named the White House and the Pentagon also probably named oranges."

"I hate horror movies where everything goes back to normal at the end. You just had a demon inside you, but yeah, let's go for pancakes."

"Things have not been great with my girlfriend who's an astronaut She said she needs some space."

"The thing I love most about dad jokes... ...is how they keep pushing the boundaries of humour father and father."

"Do you remember when you used to blow bubbles? Well he's back in town and said he misses you."

"I accidentally knocked over my daughters giant Lego building she made. It's ok though, I blamed it on radical Muslims like a good American."

"A Canadian man has found a dead mouse in his McDonalds coffee. They just don't seem to put the effort into those happy meal toys anymore."

"Why do people traveling east out of Sweden get a metal? Because they're crossing the Finnish line."