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Joke of the Day

"Why do stormtroopers make good drivers? They won't ever hit anything."

"It's amazing how many people are allergic to gluten, peanuts, and facts."

"Damnnnnn gurl... I wanna to take you back to my place, get you alone and just do work on your grammar."

"How did German men pick up Jewish women in the 1940s? With a dustpan and broom."

"Hey, i'm proud of my heritage that's why sometimes, I don't even wear my hood at rallies."

"I go to strip clubs for the music."

"Apparently it's not acceptable to moan when someone is demonstrating a choke hold on you in crisis prevention training."

"What do you call a person with no body and no nose? Nobody knows."

"Teacher: You've been e-mailing other pupils that I'm ugly! Pupil: Sorry miss I didn't realise you wanted to keep it a secret."

"Told this girl to text me when she got home.... I think she homeless. ----- I don't own this and I take no credit."