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Joke of the Day

"I ran into a one armed fisherman I asked if he had any luck. He said ""yea caught one this big"" This joke works better in person."

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"With the unemployment rate so high, why are people still getting neck tattoos?"
"Who invented King Arthur's round table ? Sir Circumference !"
"Someone suggested that I try Acupuncture. I don't think adding more pricks will make a difference."
"*puts on pickle costume* *gets stuck in pickle costume* *calls friend* Could you please help me? I've gotten my myself into a pickle."
"I love dicks. I went there the other day, and they have great products and really friendly staff!"
"Why the hate for necromancers?T They're just trying to raise a family."
"Do not drink and drive.. because there are people out there who text and drive... and they will hit you and it will be your fault !!"
"DR DOG: *applying a cast to a broken bone* Are you sure you don't just want me to cut it off?"