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Joke of the Day
"You are what you eat. Is that why I am a human?"
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"Could we make a seperate subreddit... for one-liners please? :) I just love seeing the old fashioned long jokes! you're awesome /r/jokes!"
"An Eskimo was driving through new Zealand His car suddenly broke down after a small wait the mechanic told him ""aw shut bro you've blown a seal"" to which the Eskimo replies ""shut up you fuck sheep"""
"What do you call guacamole that won't talk to you? Incommunicado"
"My 8 year old son wrote this... What do you call the ghost of a chicken that haunts people in their homes? A poultry-geist."
"Why did the blind woman fall down the well? Because she couldn't see that well."
"Why did everyone think that the proctologist was a great fighter? Because he was really good at talking shit...."
"Stupidest country in the World I'm American, and I'm sick of people saying America is ""the stupidest country in the world."" Personally, I think Europe is the stupidest country in the world."
"What's the best thing about having sex with twentytwo years olds? There's twenty of them.."
"I'm so bad at philosophy.... .....I Kant even"