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Joke of the Day
"Textbooks The podiatry textbook used footnotes while the proctology textbook used endnotes."
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"I aim to be so strong I can kill a hurricane"
"Welcome to passive aggressive club. We're so happy you came twenty minutes late. Sure, get a cup of coffee, we'll wait."
"Do you know that awesome feeling after understating math? Me neither"
"Under 'medical history', we were hoping for something more specific to you personally. You wrote ""Fleming discovered penicillin in 1928""."
"All of the fortune tellers I've met are either really depressing or overly enhusiastic. Why can't I find a happy medium?"
"If the tv show ""Cops"" has taught me anything, it's to stay away from ppl with blurry faces. They always cause trouble."
"what do you call the offspring of two lesbians? A hermaphrodike"
"Why couldn't the quadrilateral comb out her daughters hair? Because it was a wrecked tangle"
"When I was a kid, I used to pray every night for a new bike... Then I realised that The Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me."