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Joke of the Day

"""Ladies, please report immediately to my pants."" - Me, pretending I'm wearing pants."

"Did you hear? Broadway is making a theatrical production on puns! It's going to be a *huge* play on words!"

"I just read a list of ""100 things to do before you die."" I'm surprised ""yell for help"" didn't make the list."

"What do a dog and a near-sighted gynecologist have in common? They both have wet noses."

"What season is it when you are on a trampoline? Spring time :D I'm not funny (._.)"

"What word grows smaller when you add two letters to it? Add ""er"" to short and it becomes shorter."

"Black guys like thick thighs Cuz they hate apart thighs."

"Reddit users love reading the same thing again and again. Here's proof...."

"Someone's deodorant is not working... And I know it's not me because I'm not wearing any."

"Aquaman: Come on in the water is great. Ironman: Sorry dude I have rust issues."