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Joke of the Day
"What's Harry Potter's favorite way to get down a hill? Walking. J.K. Rolling"
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"What's blue and doesn't fit any more? A dead epileptic."
"What do you get when you cross the Queen of England and Prince Charles? Killed in a tunnel."
"What did the thief say when he saw the man leave his coat behind? let's jack it."
"I'm not saying my mates wife is fat or anything but in February she starts working in Ibiza Selling shade."
"Your proctologist called. He found your head."
"All is fair in drunk and war."
"I got a sweater for Xmas I appreciate it, but I would have preferred a screamer or a moaner."
"Why did the balloon go near the needle? .... Why did the balloon go near the needle? He wanted to be a pop star."
"Me: ""Can I see the baby?"" Sister: ""Yes, but only if she's awake."" Me, through a megaphone: ""NOT A PROBLEM."""