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Joke of the Day
"Why did twoface go to the dentist? He dented his tooth"
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"I could tell you a joke about a plane... But it'll probably go over your head..."
"Just once, I'd like to see a cactus that isn't flexing."
"When I was young I did stupid things because I didn't know any better. Now I know better and do stupid things because I miss being young."
"What did the first cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Does this taste funny to you?"
"Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Never mind, it's too long."
"That awkward moment where you don't know if you're in a relationship or not."
"What does a fish say when he hits concrete? Dam! A customer told me that joke, equipped with an "" old guys rule"" shirt and a hardy fist bump."
"Being on Twitter is like being at a party in that I say stuff to myself and sometimes people listen"
"Sometimes I wish I could be one of my friends for 1 day, to see how it is to hang out with me.."