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Joke of the Day

"Did you here about the two faces being added to MT. Rushmore? Barack Obama!"

"What do you call a place that you put an arrested caucasian gang member in? A white blood cell."

"My favorite Yoga Pose is the Upward Facing Couch Potato."

"I guess this is why they don't let kids be lawyers You just know one would've gotten Jared off."

"Why do mathematicians think that spring is summer? It's not their fault. May tricks them."

"A family Checks in to a Hotel The father goes to the front desk & says ""I hope the porn is disabled."" The guy at the desk replies. ""It's just regular porn you pervert."""

"your grandma has a pic of you in her house when you were in junior high and not at any other age"

"Why did the scuba diver drop out of graduate school? Because he was always below a C"

"Hey people with one syllable names...... Good job ruining the Happy Birthday song. Jerks"

"Elephant circumcision... ...The pay's rubbish but the tips are enormous."