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Joke of the Day

"Did you here about the two faces being added to MT. Rushmore? Barack Obama!"

"Religion: because reading one book is a lot easier than a whole bunch of hard ones."

"I've started an elimination diet, It's where I eliminate anyone from my life who talks about their diet."

"Kim Jong Un walks into a bar... [removed]"

"What do you call a grasshopper with no legs ? A grasshover !"

"I dont care what women say, size matters in bed. The bigger the bed the more room you have to move around."

"What kind of house does a stoned loaf of bread live in? A high rise"

"Islam means peace! Stop means go, up means down, left means right."

"Q: Why did the blonde make love in the microwave? A: She wanted to have a baby in 9 minutes."

"Guys, want to find out all of your flaws in under a minute? Just ask your girlfriend if she's gained weight."