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Joke of the Day

"I felt super exhausted after giving blood. It's such a draining procedure."

"""Your GPA last semester was a 4.0"" \- Steve Harvey"

"Two peanuts walk into a bar. One was assaulted."

"Went to the doctor today and my many years of phone sex has finally caught up with me. I have hearing AIDS now."

"What do you call it when you torture corn to death? Macabre!"

"You put the punch line in the title How do you ruin a good joke on Reddit?"

"#NotMyPresident Yes, we know. You are illegal immigrants, your president is Enrique Pena Nieto"

"Friend: Do you have a bird problem? Me: No. Friend: Why is there a scare crow in your compound. Me: Oh that? That's for people."

"Why does the pedophile like minecraft? Because he liked playin around all those miners."

"Yo mama so dumb she tried to minimize a 9 variable function to a sum of products wit a karnaugh map instead of the Quine-McCluskey Algorithm"