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Joke of the Day
"GUY: How do you make a living? FRANKENSTEIN: make a living what?"
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"What do you call the illegitimate son of a man with a big face? A cheeky bastard."
"I once told a girl to text me when she gets home She must have been homeless"
"What do Hutterites do on Halloween? Pump-kin"
"He said I was average - but he was just being mean."
"Mom, come quick, daddy hanged himself in the attic! Gotcha, April fools day! He hanged himself in the garage."
"How do fireflies lose weight? They burn calories."
"There was a kidnapping at school! It's ok though, he woke up."
"Marriage, Or as I like to call it; The wonder years Wonder why she is mad this time Wonder why my stuff is on the lawn"
"Why did the number one go to jail? 187"