169960

Joke of the Day

"GUY: How do you make a living? FRANKENSTEIN: make a living what?"

"What state makes exclusively swiss cheese? Swisconsin."

"Masturbation: It *comes in hand*y."

"I was thinking about telling a Thailand joke... But Phucket."

"Study Finds Birth Control Pills Linked to Fewer Severe Knee Injuries in Teen Girls... This is easily explained by the fact that they spend less time on their knees, and more time on their backs."

"My wife cheated on me after I told her about my watchmaker buddy... I guess I should get a big clock, too."

"I remember a time when I was much younger and had an infinite supply of drugs and booze. Then some c**ksucker cut the umbilical cord."

"Her phone display is brighter than her future."

"I snatch kisses... ...and vice versa."

"I miss the old days. When a duck face meant that you had a stroke."