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Joke of the Day

"Two black guys are taking a piss off a bridge... The first one says ""damn this waters cold"", the second guy says ""yeah, deep too"""

"The joke that made me subscribe to this subreddit: I love being bipolar. It sucks."

"Did you hear about the gay Irish couple? Gerald Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzgerald"

"A Pervert, A Con Artist and a Fascist walk into a bar... ..The Bartender Says, ""What'll it be Mr. President Trump?"""

"That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is ""act natural, you're innocent""."

"When I hear commercials say ""win a trip for you and six friends"" I start counting to see if I have six friends."

"Have you ever thought about the word racecar and how it's a palindrome? Put it backwards and it spells racecar, put it sideways and it kills Paul Walker."

"what's the difference between cocaine and a 4 year old? Eric Clapton would never let cocaine fall out a window"

"A special joke for Mothers Day What's the difference between three dicks and a joke? Your mum cant take a joke."

"I just bought the politically correct edition of Doctor Who. What's the deal with all these Cyberpersons I keep hearing about?"